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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..


practice-eat-repeat:

angietru:

What are a band geek’s work hours?


8 to 5.

This would imply band kids have time to do things other than band and  that’s just not true.

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.