• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..


practice-eat-repeat:

angietru:

What are a band geek’s work hours?


8 to 5.

This would imply band kids have time to do things other than band and  that’s just not true.

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.


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awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed


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darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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